Once I saw the great space parrot, coming out of the shadow of Arcturus VII. Go ahead and laugh, but it was there, bigger than all the moons of Saturn.

When under attack by pirates, your best defense is to run away!

Why get involved in the galactic civil war? It’s much safer to remain neutral.

Be careful to avoid marauding pirate fleets - they’re everywhere these days.

The floating debris of Trugati Asteroid Belt makes it a good place to hide out from pirates.

Watch yourself when you’re in the Serpens Nebula - the interference can hide incoming pirates until it’s too late.